EXECUTIVE PARDON

Taking what power is vested in me as the executive of my own personal affairs and property, and endeavoring to ensure that domestic tranquiltiy reins and that justice is established, and furthermore notwithstanding pledges to the effect that I would have eaten my pineapple by now, I have resolved to pardon my pineapple plant from any immmediate butchering and eating. This pardon is not something I take lightly, and should be looked upon with all the dignity, pomp, circumstance, and weighty tradition of another famous pardonings, like this one, for example: http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2009/11/25/official-pardoning-turkey

The president, an executive like myself, of course has the authority to declare that live turkeys within the lawful possession of the executive branch of the government (federal) may be pardoned from the dinner table. What he does not have the power to do, however, is make school lunches better in Florida, no matter what he said to this inquisitive reporter at 4:24 into this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-695ATg-c The main stream media should have picked up this story, because the answer the President gives, while mainly nonresponsive, sets a dangerous precedent that could be exploited and built upon in the following years.

For your information, other executive gardeners include, but are not limited to, G. Washington and Martha Stewart. See below:

http://www.mountvernon.org/

http://www.savvyhousekeeping.com/martha-stewarts-herb-garden/

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Partial Status Report

I make for you now a partial status report below, corresponding to the pictures above.

Potato, Sweet; Potatoes, Regular: fighting for survival. For further information on what is happening, see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY&feature=PlayList&p=5746AC95FD252265&index=11 (listen to the lyrics at 19 seconds into the clip).

Pineapple: has been moved inside where it grows and thrive, and on less water than it required outside.

Basil: harvested heavily when the wheather changed, these plants took a beating, but don't count them out yet.

Jalapeno: has not done anything noteworthy other than continued to not grow.

Garlic: sometimes the ones that grow the fastest and most quickly also burn out the fastest.

Potatoes Are Calm, For Now

A new but enthusiatic reader asked about the potatoes. I posted a picture of them above. As some of you may recall, after the sweet potato vine began to strangle the pineapple plant, I thought I would teach it a lesson by making it pick on something(s) its own size.

Many of you of course expected a Highlander-type duel to ensue between the various potatoes. Although I applaud you all for your interest in this critically acclaimed and popular genre of fiction, I am sorry to report that, as you can see, although it is getting a little crowded down there, all the potatoes are behaving themselves.

But, winter is coming. They'll find out who their friends are soon enough, I think.

Night Moves

Take a look at this tall drink of water. It continues to grow at an astonishing rate (photographed at night).

Growing Season Prolonged

I recently went to see Mt. Vernon with my family. Mt. Vernon is the estate of George Washington, who was the first president of the United States of America. It is located in Alexandria, Virginia. It is well preserved and held out as a tourist attraction for tourists to learn about history, as well as a realistic example of what life was like back then on that property. I, like you, my gentle readers, find history to be always interesting, exciting, and sometimes, sad.

There was and is a vegetable garden at Mt. Vernon! You can see it if you click on this link: http://www.mountvernon.org/visit/plan/index.cfm/ss/30/

The garden was situated so that it got plenty of sun. It was also surrounded by a brick wall, which kept out pests and kept in warmth, thus prolonging the growing season.

My balcony garden, wich faces southeast, and which for a floor and roof has a slap of concrete, and surrounded as it is with brick walls on two sides, also conserves the sun's heat and prolongs the growing season. Pests are barely a problem, because we are so high up that even insects have a hard time finding the place. As an added bonus, nobody who has ever been enslaved has ever been on my balcony garden. The same cannot be said of G.W.'s garden, sadly.

One other big difference between my garden and Washington's is that mine is primarily for growing one pineapple. Washington's was for growing all sorts of vegetables.