See how these plants stand in the darkness of the shade, afraid to go into the light? The theme song for Baywatch has similar wording to the preceding sentence. I got these plants about three years ago, around the same time I obtained an advanced degree. I have transplanted them but once. I usually add new top soil to their pots in the spring time. How sad it must be to be burned by the sun, and yet also require the mana of the sun to live. Are some white people sad for this reason? I wonder. I think we can all rest assured that at least one guy is sad.
Enough goofing around. My pineapple is also growing away from the sun. Why does it grow away from the sun?! I thought it liked the sun. I guess I will move it, AGAIN. The things I go through for this plant. At least when I have kids I will not have to worry about any of them until the strongest emerges from the pit. I am of course referencing a rigorous technique for child rearing; something similar was employed in Sparta quite some time ago. I would be tempted to try it but I couldn't find a book on this child rearing technique at Barnes and Noble. Also, I promised my wife I was joking about the whole, "let's just wait and see which ones make it out of the pit and then devote our resources to those" technique. I was joking, of course. You should know that if you are not dumb and if you can draw decent conclusions based upon information you have. If not, you are either a child or foolish enough to plant money or both.
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