Garlic

I know not how to plant garlic, nor how to care for it once it has been planted. I will learn by trial and error, like how to have a girlfriend for the first time or what to do as a business/professional person after you are done with school and need to be a business/professional person.

As you can see above, garlic began to sprout in the family kitchen. What you cannot see, but what nevertheless happened is that my wife said, "do you want to plant this?" I said "yes." Then I planted it.

Garlic, while delicious, is not known for helping with one's breath, which one needs to be fairly odorless to get with the ladies or men if one is trying to get with them (I am not trying to get with either). Garlic is also fabled to fend off vampires (vampyres). I cannot speak to this myth. I can speak to the FACT that if one is perceived to be interested in vampire movies, then that does repel women. Explaining that one does not really like vampires, but rather likes movies about vampire hunting, does not distinguish one from loser vampire fans to an extent to make it worth bothering.